Showing posts with label BonkoBert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BonkoBert. Show all posts

Sunday, August 01, 2010

Baba-Bull Watch: BonkoBert - Neo-Nazi

In case you were wondering Bert is still Bonkers. Yesterday a Bert post managed to make a logical leap the likes of which our civilization has never seen. It was the most death-defying daring do this side of Evil Knievel's aborted attempt to traverse Snake River Canyon. BonkoBert (cuz BertBonkers or BonkersBert just doesn't work for me) managed to lump Angela Davis with Carlos Saladrigas. The connection, of course, is Saladrigas' opposition to the embargo as it currently stands. This is reasonable in Planet Bert because if you are opposed to the embargo then you are OBVIOUSLY a communist or an agent of Castro Inc. You see BB is like another Cuban who dons facial hair, he is insulted by the mere idea of dissent and is offended by any hint of debate. The only difference between them is that the other guy can actually kill whoever he wants and BB can only dream about it.

Since Bert started something, I figure that I might as well play it to its natural conclusion. I do not know how many degrees of separation there are between Saladrigas and Davis but I can assure you that Bert can be connected with some unsavory characters with the slightest of ease. On his homepage BB links to an article he penned for WorldNetDaily. WND is holding its "Taking America Back" Conference in Miami in mid-September. Ironically enough one of the main speakers is Constitution Party Candidate for Governor of Colorado, Tom "Miami is a third world country" Tancredo. Tancredo recently spoke at a rally for SB 1070 that other activists snubbed due to the organizer's link to a neo-nazis. So there...Bert is a white-supremacist, neo-nazi.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Baba-Bull Watch: BonkoBert Keeps it Real

Here is what annoys me about Humberto Fontova. He is actually quite smart, even knowledgeable but he is also completely and totally off of his rocker. Bert usually starts off with a statement of fact then slowly but ever so surely his posts will degenerate into some gnarled rant of some sort that essentially casts anyone who doesn't agree with him wholeheartedly to have been Che's triggerman at La Cabana. Bert reminds me of those characters on Chapelle Show who keep it real...they have a choice to make: be smart, think it through or keep it real. BonkoBert, in case you were wondering, always keeps it real.

His latest post is easily the most disjointed insane rant ever composed - you need a Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring to divine what the hell he is talking about. He somehow mashes together the commie Vencermos Brigade with Saladrigas, Joe Garcia and anyone who isn't an embargo fan. I almost want to see the embargo lifted so I can see Bert's head explode.